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Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Save a tree, eat a beaver
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
The higher you are, the farther you fall
- What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
- There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
- If you tell someone you like people, they can't resist liking you back
- He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
- Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
- Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
- True friendship is a plant of slow growth
- A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
- Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
- A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
- A faithful friend is the medicine of life
- Friendship needs no words....
- The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
- Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
- Two are better than one
- A true friend tells you your faults in private
- A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
- True friendship never ends
- Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
- Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
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- Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed
- I like my sugar with coffee and cream
- Mean people suck, nice people swallow
- Those who hesitate, masturbate
- I'm so good in sex because I practice a lot on my own
- Sex is like Mc Donalds ........... I`m Loving it
- I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine
- Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
- Sex with one person is great. Between six it's fantastic!
- Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
- Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer
- Bisexuality doubles your chances...
- If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder?
- It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom
- Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee
- Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner
- ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
- Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind
- Software is like Sex. Its better when its free
- Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk
- Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
- Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies"
- I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
- CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!!
- Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying
- Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
- You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
- Welcome to loserville. Population: you
- It's people like you who give scum a bad name
- I've had fun before. This isn't it
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
- I dream about a monster, about you!
- Your village called, their idiot is missing
- Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
- I'd smack you but shit splatters!
- It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you
- Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
- You're the cum your mother should have swallowed
- If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?
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